Me: what do you do mommy?
Mom: I work for Amnesty International
Me: What’s Amestney Intranationeel?
Mom: We speak for people who don’t have a voice, like the Lorax speaks for the trees
Me: I sometimes don’t have a voice
Mom: oh no sweetie, you always have a voice, you always have rights
Me: no *cough cough* see? when I have a cold I don’t have a voice (*spoken in a pretend gravelly voice*)