I have a voice too!

Me: what do you do mommy?

Mom: I work for Amnesty International

Me: What’s Amestney Intranationeel?

Mom: We speak for people who don’t have a voice, like the Lorax speaks for the trees

Me: I sometimes don’t have a voice

Mom: oh no sweetie, you always have a voice, you always have rights

Me: no *cough cough* see? when I have a cold I don’t have a voice (*spoken in a pretend gravelly voice*)