Mommy: What did you do at school today?
Dylan: It was XXX’s birthday.
Mommy: oh, is XXX your girlfriend?
Dylan: no, I don’t have a girlfriend yet
Mommy: yet? are you looking for a girlfriend?
Dylan: Yes
Mommy: What kind of girl do you like? blonde hair, or dark hair?
Dylan: Dark hair with green eyes
Mommy: oh ok, do you want a girl taller or shorter than you?
Dylan: I want one that’s taller, a four year old
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