Posts Tagged ‘Dylan-ism’

High 4!

Posted: October 25, 2012 by dylanchandra in Uncategorized
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High 4, cos I made a mistake and I don’t get a high 5

Totally speak Te reo

Posted: April 19, 2012 by dylanchandra in Uncategorized
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Checkout Lady: how old are you?
Me: wha
Checkout Lady: Pardon?
Me: wha, that’s four in Maori!

Art

Posted: December 1, 2011 by dylanchandra in Uncategorized
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Dylan: what happened to that board?
Mom: it’s art, someone painted that and thought it was pretty, do you think it’s pretty?
Dylan: not really

Looking for a girlfriend

Posted: October 5, 2011 by dylanchandra in Uncategorized
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Mommy: What did you do at school today?
Dylan: It was XXX’s birthday.
Mommy: oh, is XXX your girlfriend?
Dylan: no, I don’t have a girlfriend yet
Mommy: yet? are you looking for a girlfriend?
Dylan: Yes
Mommy: What kind of girl do you like? blonde hair, or dark hair?
Dylan: Dark hair with green eyes
Mommy: oh ok, do you want a girl taller or shorter than you?
Dylan: I want one that’s taller, a four year old

When I grow up…

Posted: October 2, 2011 by dylanchandra in Uncategorized
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Dylan: When I grow up, can you buy me a big gun?
Mom: sure, why not
Dylan: Actually don’t worry mama, when I’m grown up I don’t need you anymore, i’ll drive myself to the gun shop

Te Reo translation

Posted: September 27, 2011 by dylanchandra in Uncategorized
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‘cabbage is what the Maoris call lettuce’

counting…

Posted: August 21, 2011 by dylanchandra in Uncategorized
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Papa: can you scratch my back for one minute?

Me: *scratch* One

Papa: No, that’s one second, I said one minute

Mama: that’s 60 seconds, can you count to sixty?

Me: *looks down at hands*, no, I only have 10 fingers!